I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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