We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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