we have pet lesbian snakes
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
