Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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