Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
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