did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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