So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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