I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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