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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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