"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Found the puke drawer
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.