Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
My penis needs a shock collar
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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