If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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