She's JV to your varsity
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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