wakey wakey hands off snakey
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
