Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
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I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
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Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
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