If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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