so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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