I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
