He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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