He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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