David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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