Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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