The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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