so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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