I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
