She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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