That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
