Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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