Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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