so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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