Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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