I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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