He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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