We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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