How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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