that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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