My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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