I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Randomize
