think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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