i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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