me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
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I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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