I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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