Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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