well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
