...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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