when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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