Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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