Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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