You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
My dick has a subreddit
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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