Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
