So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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