No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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