Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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