i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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