You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Of course I have a pirate flag
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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