everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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