Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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