I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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